Daft Artifex

daft artifex

real name: unknown

religion: roman catholic (de jure), icyism (defacto), ICP, juggloism and atheistism

spouse/defacto: any girl between the age of 10 and 14

age: 30

likes: dating younger women, anime, going to church, being a community volunteer (what a gay lmao), drawing shitty shit for shitters and being gay

the beginning...
when daft started his humble yet impressive tirade of trolling [citation needed] on bullshit icy got mad as hell and the slinging of fecal matter began

the middle...?
after his first campaign of trollzing he decided to try and become a part of the vibrant and active [citation needed] community that is bullshit forums.

but little did the innocent[clarify] posters know that it was all a ruse purpitrated for the sole purpose of gathering information to use in the final chapter..................

the end...
after many bans and yet still being accepted into the open arms[citation needed] of the wonderful[clarify] community he finally decided to marry his waifu (anime girlfriend who isnt real) and lived like a faggot in austria the end